Well besides April Fool's Day - it's the day I get to weigh in and my goal is 161. Remember?
Why on God's green Earth I decided to remind you when I bet you all forgot is beyond me. Apparently I'm an accountability whore too.
On the slightly huge chance I don't make my goal tomorrow - I'm all ready to post my April goals since we start the challenge here at work - in hopes of distracting you from the fact that I suckola! I'm going to kick azz and take names I tell you.
Now excuse me while I go saw off my left leg. I never met a goal I couldn't reach. If I have to cut off my left leg to do it - so be it.
Oh and get this - last night driving home I was behind a total man truck (you know the ones - rusted doors, bumper falling off, playboy stickers in the mirrors and $1000 tied up in tire rims while his tail light is taped up with RED duct tape) and his bumper sticker said,
I had to resist the urge to get out of my car and go yell in his window, "Hell yah I got balls - balls of steel - didn't you read my blog about kicking Martha Stewart's ass a few weeks back? You wouldn't question my have ball-ness if you had! Now move on Cowboy before I throw Sheniqua at this thing you call a truck."
Whew....little pent up aggression huh? Poor little Cowboy....
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