Why on God's green Earth I decided to remind you when I bet you all forgot is beyond me. Apparently I'm an accountability whore too.
On the slightly huge chance I don't make my goal tomorrow - I'm all ready to post my April goals since we start the challenge here at work - in hopes of distracting you from the fact that I suckola! I'm going to kick azz and take names I tell you.
Now excuse me while I go saw off my left leg. I never met a goal I couldn't reach. If I have to cut off my left leg to do it - so be it.
Oh and get this - last night driving home I was behind a total man truck (you know the ones - rusted doors, bumper falling off, playboy stickers in the mirrors and $1000 tied up in tire rims while his tail light is taped up with RED duct tape) and his bumper sticker said,
"GOT BALLS?"
I had to resist the urge to get out of my car and go yell in his window, "Hell yah I got balls - balls of steel - didn't you read my blog about kicking Martha Stewart's ass a few weeks back? You wouldn't question my have ball-ness if you had! Now move on Cowboy before I throw Sheniqua at this thing you call a truck."
Whew....little pent up aggression huh? Poor little Cowboy....
♥ Smooches & Hugs ♥
♪ Life isn't as serious as my mind makes it out to be. ♪
♣ Everything always passes, and everything is already okay. Stay in the place where you can see that & nothing will resist you. ♣
12 comments:
a few years ago my bf bought me a tshirt (size xxl) that says "if i had balls they'd be bigger than yours" that summer i wore it to ozzfest, some drunk guy came up to me looked at my shirt and said "well if your tits are any indication..." LMAO!!! i can't wait to fit back into it! :-)
just thought you'd appreciate that story!
Lmao, I was stuck behind a truck just like that yesterday, minus the sticker. But omg, the bumper literally fell off in front of me & the dude kept right on driving.
Hope you see 161 tomorrow!
I can't wait to hear what the scale says tomorrow. Hadn't forgotten...your scale-ectomy has been bugging me. :)
Ok, not really. But I want to laugh so work with me!
I can't believe you waited this long. I totally would have caved!
I have not forgotten, im patiently waiting still!!!
to answer your question ms drizz.... HELLLLLLLL NO! :-)
I don't why, but the word "balls" cracks me up like a 14 year boy. I play tennis with a bunch of "uptight" ladies and crack up every time someone says something about balls. Needless to say, this post made me laugh out loud, and it was in a coffee shop. By myself. Now I look weird. Thanks
Niiiice, Draz. You tell 'em.
The explanation for all the names is hilarious! I absolutely love it.
Thanks for becoming a follower on my blog. And trucks like that scare me just a little bit.
Good luck for that weigh in...I wanna hear the results
Can you believe that my word verification was commical???? and the next one is agrohadu...as in ' agro had u!!!!' LOL
Ha, ha-- check out my blog and you will see that I did not forget.
Balls!
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