I warned you I was a poop whore. I wasn't kidding.
Oh not really. I'm not going to talk about poop again or even Frank the booger. I just had to post again today cuz I can't stand that my first blog today was so pathetic-y woe-y is me-ish....I think Drazil wrote it. He's been a real snotlicker lately and I can't control him.
My BFF chatted with me after my morning blog and flat out said I can't have her lap band. There goes that solution to my shoving 4 brownies in my mouth at a time and taking baths in rainbow skittles.
I find myself sitting here today wondering if the janitor found my cut thongs in the trash. Is it wrong for me to imagine him standing in some corner sniffing them like weed? What movie is that where the guy gets some chick's underwear dryer lint and sniffs it....oh Striptease - Demi Moore - right? Love that movie - I named Sheniqua after that movie.
One thing is for sure - my little janitor man has to be confused. I forgot to mention I change in my office before going to the gym...and one time (at band camp - lol) I accidentally left my bra on my desk...oops. The janitor must think A) I'm in love with him and am leaving him hints or B) I'm a pervert who wants the world to see my under-things.
Anywhoozle (like Amy says) - I am just writing quick to say - I have challenged myself and want to know if anyone wants to join me. The challenge is - since I've not only fallen off the diet wagon but have literally nose-dived off of it - not to weigh myself until April 1st. As you know I am a scale whore - and this will be HUGE if I can do it...but I think I need it....so we'll see.
Anyone else need a scale break and wanna join me?
So there you have it - no poop story indeed...are you shocked? Rest assured - there will be more in the future - Explosive Man can't help himself. Beyond being explosive I think I forgot to mention he "explodes" like ALL DAY LONG. I'm not kidding - the man poos more than 5x in a day. Why the hell he even eats I don't know. It's not normal. I can't deal with it. So you all must share in my pain........I'll keep you posted...I know you're on pins and needles until next time.
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