Oh guys I'm totally pulling your leg...sort of. It did have to happen but dang I'll recover just fine!! Yes, it seems good 'ol dramatic Draz is back. Wanna know what I'm talking about?
My weight. Finally after nearly 9 straight days of losses - today I stayed the same. I'm stuck for today at 8 pounds lost in 10 days. I know why it happened. I ate peanuts which aren't allowed until day 15. I was shopping and got hungry...it was peanuts or a candy bar and soda....so I picked peanuts. And I made Atkins safe whip cream (and ate it) and made an Atkins approved muffin (and ate it).....which didn't help all in one day.
Last night I told Rambo I'd cut off my left leg for a Pepsi while he shrugged his *I used to drink 5 cans a day* shoulders and said, "Really, I'm fine. It doesn't bother me." Jerkoff.
Then - then - do you know what he did????? He found a Pepsi way way back in the scary recesses of the fridge....and held it up like a prize and smirked. Peckerhead.
He said, "Aww baby - didn't you know this was in here?"
Um no - shitface- if I did do you think it would still be there?
The Pepsi is still there. Taunting me. And no not cuz of the caffeine - it's the sugar. I haven't had real sugar in 5 days....the longest ever. Thursday I had detox flu....flu symptoms you feel from detoxing which is a pretty good indication I ate sugar a lot. Like 90% of my body was probably sugar.
5 days no sugar. Almost two weeks with no caffeine. And 8 pounds in 10 days and dudes - I'm eating like a horse. Sometimes I have to force myself to eat I'm so not hungry. I respond well to protein.
Oh Rambo shitface was down another 1.5 today. He's under 200 for the first time in YEARS. Wanna know how I found out? He emailed me from the prison today at work. And I quote:
"I said good bye to an old friend this morning. (I was freaking out thinking someone died when he said this) I said to Mr. 200 that it has been fun but I have to go. Do not take it personally but I do not want to see you again. He said it was ok. I asked Mr. 200 how long it'd been since I'd been with him and he could not remember. I told him I was going to see an old friend - Mr. 100's. I told him that I had not seen him in a very long time and he told me that I should go and spend a lot of time with him."
Seriously - this is the shit I live with. What burly prison guard gun-owning Rambo camo-wearing fool talks like that? Has he lost his mind?
Nope - just weight. And apparently he's happy about it.
Apparently so am I - enough to weekend post about it....aren't you guys lucky? LOL