You all know Jenny....my bestie.
She knows how to rock a ponytail.
She knows how to make her little fingers use a laptop to design the hell out a blog.
(or to email me off some self-induced dramatic cliff)
Yet, as much as I hate to admit it...as much as it pains me to say it......Jenny does have one little flaw.
It's almost as unbelievable as the day I wore NUSSING during a Chinese massage, isn't it?
That went something like this in case you don't recall.
Anywhoozle, back to Jenny's flaw.
It's just a teensy one.
She hates the US Postal Service. She can't help it. She has a long history with them.
Now you may be wondering why this matters and why in the world am I blogging about it?
Well, it's actually a flaw I love.
Because when I visited Jenny two weeks ago, guess what one of the first things we got to do was?
OPEN CHRISTMAS PRESENTS -
- because Jenny hates the post office so much she hadn't gotten there since December
of last year to ship our gifts!!!!
So that meant that even though it was August & 90 degrees - we were unwrapping Cmas presents.
How damn fun is that? My girls were in paradise!
Lemme show you some of what I got.
I mean - really - who is the rainbow Queen? That'd be me.
When I wear these bracelets and earrings I feel like I'm wearing Skittles on my wrists and ears!
And then she got me these. I'd love to show you an actual one of them...but um...yes - they are gone.
I have no idea who ate them.
She got me this cute earring holder - which by the way Jenny - Watermelon has STOLEN!
Oh and Jenny got me a lizard too...to emulate my beloved Drazil. Drazil hates it.
But Drazil is an asshole so what did you expect?
There was more in the box which meant more screams and squeals from Watermelon and Banana
when they opened their gifts and we all contemplated putting on our parkas to get more in the
Christmas mood but it was just too damn hot for that.
Thank you Jenny for all the gifts....we LOVE everything!
Oh and I almost forgot - remember that while we were at Jenny's,
my sister was painting a skyline on Watermelon's wall as a surprise?
Here's a pic of that. And yes - the pink is ass bright - but a 10 year old wants what a 10 year old wants.
Oh and get this? Stef from Dreams of Skinny High Heels (also known as Pervy Planner)
sent me a little treat too. Apparently I talk about candy a lot on my blog huh?
She sent me these and a huge box of Skittles AND a shitload of free STOLEN pens.
We are both admitted cleptos when it comes to pens. I can't steal enough of them.
That's all I got today! Love to you all my rainbow Skittles!
I'm off to fart gumdrops (in heels - duh)!