Anyone with more than one child can understand what I mean when I say there's always one child that you know deep in your heart - is going to be trouble. From the moment my Banana was born - we knew - she was going to "that kid".
And bless her heart - she hasn't let us down. Not for one second.
Ah well - first I should tell you - that according to my dear, sweet, angelic 6 year old - it's not her fault. Her friend told her to do it. The "it" being dumping water in another boy's shoes at school.
After the teacher told us what she did, I promptly asked Banana why she did it.
She simply said, "Cuz Alexa told me to."
Well, okay then.
So of course, I did the whole, "you can't do everything your friends tell you to" speal.
And I thought we were good.
Until I heard from the teacher again. This time? My Banana was caught going into the bathroom stalls to lock them from the inside and crawling back out. Yup - my kid crawled on school bathroom floors.
God help me.
Guess who was with her? Yup. Alexa. Alexa told her to do it.
I swear I'm going to kick that Alexa's ass. Cuz - yah - my child is perfect - duh.
Six years old people. Kindergarten. Not even half way through her first year.
On a happier note, Rambo got home the other day and told me hold out my hands and close my eyes. I did and also promptly said, "Why do you always bring me home food when you know I'm on a diet?"
As I open my eyes to see this blinged-out little thing.
Don't you love it? Rambo said he saw it and knew "he had to get it for his baby".
Oopsie - sorry about that whole "always bringing me food comment."
Pink and black baby. LOVE it!